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About a year and a half ago, a colleague
of mine whom I'll call Steve Theory walked into my office, shut the door
behind him and asked my advice about some recent job offers. Without a
hint of sarcasm, he explained, I just want to do what's best for
the brand Steve Theory.
I sort of nodded and tried to
keep a straight face. The brand Steve Theory, I muttered,
once he left. Who thinks about life in those terms? Sheesh.
But in fact, Steve was right and
I was wrong. Practically everybody seems to think of life in those terms
these days, whether they state it so plainly or not. In the 1980's, Laurie
Anderson had a funny line about figuring out how to live life. Basically,
she said, just look at what the government does and, you know, scale it
down to size. That, of course, was back when people paid attention to
the government. Now nobody cares about the government; we care about hot
companies. And when we try to figure out how to advance our careers and
live our lives, we figure out what hot companies do and scale it down
to size. Ours is the age of personal hype.
Granted, the padded résumé is probably
as old as the résumé itself. But there is something, I think, about the
Internet and our newly networked world that ramps up the possibilities
for marketing the self. The other day I got an email from a venture capitalist,
who, I noticed, included not just his name and contact information in
the signature of his email, but links to a half-dozen or so
web sites connected to businesses he has invested in. Every email he sends
is an open invitation to build momentum for his brands, and thus for him.
It is easy to have a Web site
of one's own, featuring not just your padded résumé, but
complimentary blurbs about you, thoughtful soundbites from you, photographs
of you playing basketball with friends, etc. These little self-marketing
monuments exist now by the thousands; even New Yorker writers have them.
An e-zine is just as easy a method of self-promotion. One of the authors
of the cult hit business book The Cluetrain Manifesto describes
how he decided to create a Web-cum-e-mail newsletter, featuring
his alter ego RageBoy, which did wonders for his brand. (His
author's note at the end of the book lists two personal web sites.)
Even the first authentic new literary
star of the year, Dave Eggers, owes his success in part to a personal
Webzine that was taken as a kind of portrait of the artist as a young
brand a viral campaign impossible to imagine in, say, J.D. Salinger's
time. And the internet itself feeds on this personal hype that it has
engendered, growing thick with micro-targeted discussion groups and personal
sites and virtual celebrities who are famous to 15 people. Recently I
got a mass email from an acquaintance touting the latest installment of
his online column, whose subject was the importance of his latest off-line
project. Even more recently I stumbled across a Web guide to chat room
communication that is most effective for your personal brand. Develop
a catch phrase, the author advised.
All of this descends from the idea
of the Brand Called You, a sort of life-as-company philosophy
articulated by the management guru Tom Peters and long since swallowed
whole by the career-advice wing of the business press. But since the concept's
debut, two big things have changed. First, the shrill self-promotion needed
for a company to become hot has been ratcheted up to an astonishing
degree. It is no longer enough for a company simply to go about the business
of whatever its business might be. Companies market themselves not just
to consumers but also to venture capitalists, to potential employees,
to Wall Street analysts, to the trade press. An initial public offering
is a branding event. The potential must, at all times, be astronomically
fantastic. The Wall Street Journal recently quoted one unnamed
analyst: Companies that tell the biggest stories can raise the most
money and then can use that money to turn that story into reality.
The second change, not surprisingly,
is that ordinary people are more enthralled with companies than ever.
And so, more recently, Peters has published a book called The Brand
You 50: 50 Ways to Transform Yourself From an 'Employee' Into a Brand
That Shouts Distinction, Commitment and Passion! The book is an extraordinary
collection of screamed exhortations, with typography that Marshall McLuhan
would find distracting and punctuation that would embarrass Tom Wolfe.
Everybody is a package! . . . You have a personality. (Ask your
close friends!) . . . Packaging is Expressed Personality. Work
with what you've got! (Damn it!) (And make it special.) (Damn it!)
Build a Web site that wows. (Period.) You are your own
P.R. 'agency.'
You must, in other words, manage
your career as though you are a growth stock. What is your potential?
Is it limitless? Can you have a huge impact? Will you, in
effect, change everything? If not, you are a stodgy Old Economy
human being, and nobody wants to buy in.
Self-marketing makes perfect sense
in a world where like corporations we've learned to think
in the short term. I have lost track of Steve Theory, but I have spoken
to any number of young people working in, say, the high-tech field who
view their careers in 18-month blocks: after that, a given job has done
all it can for one's brand. Those who have been at it longer seek out
arrangements with several employers, consulting here, working a project
there, serving as part-time interim vice president of engineering someplace
else resembling, in effect, little morphing conglomerates. Just
as it is fashionable for a company to respond to change by constantly
redefining its mission, these people are not so much building a résumé
as forever cranking out the next annual report.
The problem with trying to fend
off the idea of the personal brand is that it is one of those bits of
management theory that, if you think about it, is inescapably true. An
entrepreneurial person I met not long ago mused that the hype explosion
is inevitable in a world in which more and more interaction is mediated,
by computer networks (those supposed forces of disintermediation) or otherwise.
He was referring to business hype, but what he said translates easily
to the personal: Where there used to be time to develop a personality,
there is now only time to make a brand impression.
Perhaps Tom Peters would conclude:
Hey, that's O.K. We can all stand out! Obviously, this is not true
it is a familiar joke, like the universally above-average students of
Lake Wobegon. But the easier it is for some of us to think this way, the
sooner it will be necessary for all of us to. And so it is that I have
recently launched my new personal home page. I hope it will have a huge
impact.

A
version of this story appeared in the May 14, 2000
issue of
The New York Times Magazine.

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